Saturday, June 16, 2007

Enough Monkey Business!

Good 'morrow, Fudgingtonites! On this fine day, I am basking in the fine solar rays by that most thorough of thoroughfares: the modern Boardwalk. I am currently sporting the most fashionable of bathing unitards and masticating fashionably on some salt water taffy (unveiled at the Western Hemisphere's Fair of 1906). Since I am enjoying my current atmospheres so much, I am obliged to give you a list of my top half dozen organ grinder tunes. This way you may recreate my Fine Day Formula™ for yourself, in all matters oral, aural and otherwise!

№ 1. Capt. Samuel MacMinniman's "Dueces Wild and Bury the Top Card"

№ 2. Eliza de Ontario's "What Goes Up Must Comes Around Must Go Around"

№ 3. Signor Sergio Sergio's "The Bestest Shave (with a Straight Razor)"

№ 4. "Pop Goes The Weasel"

№ 5. Nicolas St. Harumphrey's "I Left May Sweetie in Wichita Falls"

№ 6. Helena Elenor Farnsworth's "The Boild Turnip Boogaloo"

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