Greetings and salutations Future,It is none other than I, Cornelius Von Fudgington. That's right! The bombastic ballyhoo-er who has certainly graced so many pages of your classroom history books can now be found right here on the modern age's most advanced networking of tin-cans-and-strings: The Inter-Net!
But how could one such as I, who has experienced so many wondrous wondrocities in my day be participating in this particular endeavor? I'm sure many of you young snappers-of-whips are saying to yourselves, "But of course, Professor, you are merely using your patented Motorized Time Traverser™ to propel yourself through both space and time to our modern era of whiz-bangs and iEverythings." But I say to you, little Fudgington Fanclubbers, there is not enough phosphorescent iridium in the world that could power my Motorized Time Traverser™ in so frequent a schedule of travels as I plan to take in writing this here technological e-memoir.
Instead, I have created Prof. Cornelius Von Fudgington's Marvelous Marvel Wire (patent pending). In all intents and principles, this wire operates similarly to dear Mr. Edison's electrical enterprises with one major difference: my Marvelous Marvel Wire (patent pending) has the ability to send messages not through vast amounts of space (such as Cyrus Field's often plagued TransAtlantic Cable), but through time! Now, this wire, when connected to my patented Mechanical Typing Apparatus™ (set up by me in one of my trips to future, in front of the keyboard of one Mr. Macintosh's computing modules), will allow me to communicate with all of you in the space we call cyber.
I have done it! Success! The future is now! In the words of Mr. Samuel F. B. Morse to Mr. Alfred Vail: "What hath God wrought?" Well, the answer, my friends, is that God hath wrought me: Professor Cornelius Von Fudgington!
Sincerest Regards,
C.V.F.
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